Death on the Nile


Rating

1978 – UK

Director
John Guillermin

Starring
Peter Ustinov, Mia Farrow, Bette Davis, Maggie Smith, David Niven, Angela Lansbury, Lois Chiles, Simon MacCorkindale

I have a soft spot for a good, old-fashioned murder mystery. It’s a life-long affinity that comes with learning to read almost exclusively on Nancy Drew mysteries. This Agatha Christie classic starring Peter Ustinov as Hercule Poirot — the famous Belgian sleuth, he’ll have you know — follows the basic pattern: first the target, then the suspects and their motives, then the crime, the investigation, and the revelations — which are so unlikely and out of nowhere the audience couldn’t begin to play along, but which also serve as a credit to Poirot’s legendary genius.

Nothing out of the ordinary here, but with a star-studded cast like this, one really can’t go wrong. I am of course in love with the dashing David Niven, whose very serious character’s inability to understand Poirot’s French provide half the laugh-out-loud jokes:

Poirot: Mon Dieu, j’ai faim.
Race: [whispers] Poirot! You have a woman?
Poirot: Not femme, faim! I am… peckish.

The other half belong to Angela Lansbury, as the often-plastered romance novelist. It really is a shame she is only remembered as Jessica Fletcher, though make no mistake, Murder, She Wrote was also a great childhood love of mine.

For the cast and a good mystery, it’s a fun way to spend a couple hours.