Because I Said So

This movie is profoundly bad. I know, all the reviews said it was, but I hadn’t seen a profoundly bad movie in some time; I forgot how profoundly… bad… a movie could be. The worst part of it is, even Diane Keaton annoyed me through most of it and I’m embarrassed she would even have anything to do with a movie like this (she’s allowed to do a profoundly bad movie now and again but not such a regressive character, no, NO. Diane Keaton stands for something!). And the theater was packed, and everyone else loved it: laughing uproariously, falling all over each other as they exited. I will never understand the average filmgoer’s willingness to go along with something they have already seen countless times.